Turn Your Squad's Matchday Trash Talk into a Weekly Game.
Tired of FPL mini-leagues dying out by November? โฝDerbySqwad gives your group a 2-minute weekly Premier League game. Compete with your squad. You control who joins โ 100% of payouts stay in your group, zero lost to randoms.
Play Purely For Glory or Add Friendly Stakes
Just for Bragging Rights
Perfect for casual friend groups who want to see who actually knows ball without any cash involved.
- โ 100% Free weekly matchday predictions
- โReal-time squad leaderboards & points
- โAuto-generated Oracle Winner & Clown Roast Cards ๐คก
With Friendly Stakes
Built for existing pools tired of manual Excel accounting & chasing WhatsApp payments.
- โ Dynamic odds calculated from squad picks (0% house fee)
- โInstant 1-tap QR codes & payment links for any payment app (Venmo, Cash App, Revolut, UPI)
- โNon-custodial P2P ledgers & itemized receipts
Tired of FPL Mini-Leagues Dying Out by November? โฝ
85% of traditional FPL leagues drop off mid-season because managing price drops, injuries & transfers feels like a second job. DerbySqwad fixes that.
Traditional FPL Mini-Leagues
- โHigh Weekly Friction โ Injury reports, price drops, wildcard math & transfer deadline stress.
- โMid-Season Give Up โ Fall 50 points behind by GW 10 and you are out of the race. Half the league stops playing.
- โSilent Group Chats โ Standings update in text tables without banter or excitement.
DerbySqwad Weekly Engine
- โ10-Second Match Predictions โ Pick 3 match outcomes & allocations in seconds before kickoff. Zero complex transfers.
- โFresh Reset Every Gameweek โ Every matchday is a standalone game. Anyone can win GW 15, GW 25, or GW 38.
- โSquad-Controlled Leagues โ Create invite-only spaces for your group chat, office pool, or mates. You control who competes.
- โSustained Group Banter โ Auto-generated Oracle & Clown Roast Cards shared straight to WhatsApp keep mates engaged all 38 weeks.
Predicting With Friends > Gambling Alone โฝ
A fresh, social way to turn Premier League matchdays into squad rivalries.
| Experience | โฝ DerbySqwad (With Mates) | ๐๏ธ Solitary Betting Sites |
|---|---|---|
| Who You Play Against | โ You vs Your Actual Mates | โ You vs A Cold Corporate Algorithm |
| Where Money / Stakes Go | โ Money stays within friends โข 0% House Fee | โ Bookie takes a 15โ20% cut (Vig) |
| Matchday Vibe | โ Live matchday tickers & group banter | โ Win or lose alone in silence |
| Post-Game Reward | โ Hilarious WhatsApp Brag & Roast Cards | โ Cold, boring bet slips |
| Fun & Risk Level | โ 10x Fun โข Pure squad bragging rights | โ High risk against house edge |
Is This How Your Squad Watches Premier League? โฝ
If these sound like your group chat, you're in the right place.
Obsessed With Premier League Matchdays?
Do you and your mates watch every Gameweek, tracking North London derbies, title races, and relegation battles together?
Constant Hot Takes & Group Chat Banter?
Do you drop bold match predictions on WhatsApp claiming you know ball better than everyone else in the group?
Prefer Mates Over "The House"?
Would you rather compete directly against your actual friends for bragging rights than against bookies or total strangers?
Done With Manual Excel Spreadsheets?
Would you love an automated leaderboard that tracks points and exports roast cards without manual admin work?
Built 100% For Premier League Rivalries โฝ๐ฅ
Engineered to eliminate admin burnout and keep your football squad engaged across all 38 Gameweeks.
Curated Premier League Fixtures
Pre-selected marquee matches every Gameweek (North London Derby, Title Clashes, 50-50 Tossups). Admins launch weekly sessions in 1 tap.
WhatsApp Brag & Roast Cards
Generate instant visual cards for the week's "Sqwad Oracle" winner or roast the week's worst "Choker" directly in your WhatsApp group.
38-Gameweek Leaderboard & Outrights
Track cumulative standings across all 38 Premier League gameweeks + predict long-term Outrights (EPL Champion, Top 4, Relegation, Golden Boot).
Automated Scoring & Zero Admin Hassle
No manual Excel spreadsheets, no score-counting arguments. Matches and points score automatically so squad admins can just enjoy the match.
Built On The Sqwadl Peer-to-Peer Engine ๐ก๏ธ
DerbySqwad runs natively on Sqwadlโthe peer-to-peer social ledger platform that eliminates bookies, house cuts, and payout disputes.
0% Platform Fees & House Cuts
100% of prediction stakes stay within your squad pool. We never act as a bookmaker or hold player funds.
Peer-to-Peer Dynamic Odds
Odds update live based on your squad's collective picks. High-risk underdog predictions yield massive payout multipliers.
Audit Invoices & QR Settlements
Itemized P&L receipts with scannable UPI / Revolut payment QR codes eliminate admin friction and payment chasing.
READY TO SQWADL UP! ๐
The ultimate home for private prediction leagues, squad rivalries, and bragging rights. Gather your mates, pick your games, and rule your league.